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<title>Emperor Norton II Speaks: Proclamations</title>
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<description><![CDATA[His Majesty Norton II, Emperor of Petaluma and Protector of Sonoma County is the alter ego of Tim Hurley of Petaluma, who awakened on New Year&apos;s Day 2007 with the realization that he was the successor to San Francisco&apos;s Emperor Norton, and with tongue planted firmly in cheek proclaimed such to the Petaluma City Council on January 8, 2007.  You can read the proclamations and pronouncements of this opinionated self-proclaimed emperor who, when not working as a physician at Kaiser, pontificates here about life in Petaluma and more.  You can join NortonNation to receive email from His Majesty and send him your bright ideas at:  emperornortonii@sbcglobal.net]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Great Depression 2.0: His Majesty Sings LOUD]]></title>
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In which His Majesty sings LOUD to end the crisis 'n stuff.
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<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 09:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[There Was An Election]]></title>
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In which His Majesty has to explain life to the humans again.
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<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Petaluma Median Park]]></title>
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<p>In which His Majesty thanks Councilmember David Rabbitt for another splendid idea, and wonders why we didn't think of it first.</p>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:50:00 EDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Diets Don't Work]]></title>
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In which His Majesty helps a citizen attain the correct attitude.
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<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:51:13 EDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Norton Nation Citizenship]]></title>
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In which the reader is afforded the opportunity to attain naturalized citizenship status in Norton Nation
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<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[International Buy Nothing Day]]></title>
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In which His Majesty keeps his wallet in his pocket all day.
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<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 14:27:49 EST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Big-Box Proclamation]]></title>
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<p>Written on the back of an envelope on the way to Gettysburg.</p>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The royal pain...]]></title>
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<p><strong>When does a   <a href="http://tim-hurley.petaluma360.com/default.asp?item=587291"><em>pet peeve</em></a>   become a royal pain in the...?   Proclamation #9</strong></p>
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<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 09:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Royal Pet Peeve Day]]></title>
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In which we rid the realm of two of our pet peeves.
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<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 09:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Shopping Bag Proclamation]]></title>
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In which we solve the &quot;Paper Or Plastic&quot; dilema
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<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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