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There was Cronkite, the man America trusted with the news. There was Brokaw, newsman of the Best Generation. There's Lehrer of PBS giving the intellectual side of the news. There's Anderson Cooper delivering CNN's political news with intensity to spare. There's Bill O'Reilly not delivering anything, but doing it fair and balanced. But only His Majesty Norton II, Emperor of Petaluma can digest the news for you like a five year old would understand it. You can read it here.
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In which His Majesty sips Red Rose tea, peruses the headlines, weeps softly and whimpers occasionally.
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Emperor Norton II Speaks
His Majesty Norton II, Emperor of Petaluma and Protector of Sonoma County is the alter ego of Tim Hurley of Petaluma, who awakened on New Year's Day 2007 with the realization that he was the successor to San Francisco's Emperor Norton, and with tongue planted firmly in cheek proclaimed such to the Petaluma City Council on January 8, 2007. You can read the proclamations and pronouncements of this opinionated self-proclaimed emperor who, when not working as a physician at Kaiser, pontificates here about life in Petaluma and more. You can join NortonNation to receive email from His Majesty and send him your bright ideas at: emperornortonii@sbcglobal.net
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