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All the President's Cows by Carl Norstein and Bob Norward
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Cowgate, the coverup conspiracy that brought down a president. In which His Majesty hopes the Washington Post has a sense of humor.
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Record Breaking Meat Recall
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How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? ~Pink Floyd
How can you eat your pudding if you're too sick after eating the meat? ~Norton II
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Down for the Count
In which His Majesty feels sorry for slaughterhouse workers.
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Election Coming, Don't Cry Over Spilled Sewage, and More on Downed Cows
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Andrew Carnegie Turns Over in His Grave
In which His Majesty contemplates downloading yet another incompatible program.
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Emperor Norton II Speaks
His Majesty Norton II, Emperor of Petaluma and Protector of Sonoma County is the alter ego of Tim Hurley of Petaluma, who awakened on New Year's Day 2007 with the realization that he was the successor to San Francisco's Emperor Norton, and with tongue planted firmly in cheek proclaimed such to the Petaluma City Council on January 8, 2007. You can read the proclamations and pronouncements of this opinionated self-proclaimed emperor who, when not working as a physician at Kaiser, pontificates here about life in Petaluma and more. You can join NortonNation to receive email from His Majesty and send him your bright ideas at: emperornortonii@sbcglobal.net
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