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Great Depression 2.0: His Majesty Sings LOUD

Posted February 20, 2009 9:00:00 AM
In which His Majesty sings LOUD to end the crisis 'n stuff.
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There Was An Election

Posted November 8, 2008 9:00:00 AM
In which His Majesty has to explain life to the humans again.
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Petaluma Median Park

Posted August 10, 2008 3:50:00 PM

In which His Majesty thanks Councilmember David Rabbitt for another splendid idea, and wonders why we didn't think of it first.

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Diets Don't Work

Posted March 21, 2008 3:51:13 PM
In which His Majesty helps a citizen attain the correct attitude.
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Norton Nation Citizenship

Posted November 10, 2007 12:00:00 PM
In which the reader is afforded the opportunity to attain naturalized citizenship status in Norton Nation
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International Buy Nothing Day

Posted November 9, 2007 2:27:49 PM
In which His Majesty keeps his wallet in his pocket all day.
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