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In which the Royal Norbel Peace Prize Committee meets to hand out this year's Norlitzer Prize for journalism [we think you have it a little confused, Your Majesty]
The Royal Norbel Peace Prize Committee met and voted unanimously to give the Norlitzer Prize for journalism to the Argus Courier for it's series on development in Petaluma. The series started with a letter from Mr. Sommer, and pressed on with insightful contributing guest commentaries from Mr. Healy and Mr. Rabbitt, an award winning political cartoon from Mr. Rustad, and was topped off with an editorial from...well, from the editorial staff, we guess. You can find it all on Petaluma360.com if you search around enough. [the intern has the week off, or we'd have them look up all the links for you]
Anyway, in an era when the entire nation, lo the entire world, is reeling from the effects of deregulation [essential to wealth building for the Power&Money boys] the Argus, Mr. Sommer, Mr. Healy, Mr. Rabbitt, and Mr. Rustad have bravely and courageously called for deregulation of the bureaucratic development process in Petaluma [aww gee, Mom, if the other kids don't have to do it, why do I?] Indeed, Mr. Sommer nostalgically wrote of the olden days when he could stroll into city hall and announce to his buddies, "guess what I'm going to do?", and they'd answer, "Go for it, buddy."
Profits don't come so easy when citizens and their silly regulations get in the way. Kudos to the Argus for journalistic excellence. The editorial staff, Mr. Sommer, Mr. Healy, Mr Rabbitt, and Mr. Rustad can stop off at Aqus Cafe and present a copy of this post to get their prize. Well done, gentlemen.

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Posted By: Petaluma Pete (05/04/2009 10:48:01 AM)
Comment: Hey your Maj - Your biting approach to all things subjective is like listening to a Randy Newman song... my favorite artist with the exception of Harry Nilsson. - Are you a fan of either one? - JM!
Response: Nothing is subjective, Pete. Everyone lives in their own head, or other favorite body part. Whatever getsya thru the night. Newman & Nilsson? Not as much as Petaluma Pete, but if you walk by the castle late at night you can hear HM in the attic singing "put de lime in de coconut, and call me in da mornin"
Posted By: Real American (05/04/2009 10:18:12 AM)
Comment: This country was founded so people could exercise their right to capitalism, Your Majesty. You're proposing getting rid of capitalism. That's unpatriotic.
Response: Wrong, Mr. American. This country was founded so We The People could pursue Life Liberty and Happiness, not so corporations could pursue life, liberty and profits. The pursuit got side tracked when the government of the people gave away the people's rights to corporations in the 1880s and again in the 1950s and 1970s. The Bread&Circuses provided by the corporations will help take the sting out of it.
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His Majesty Norton II, Emperor of Petaluma and Protector of Sonoma County is the alter ego of Tim Hurley of Petaluma, who awakened on New Year's Day 2007 with the realization that he was the successor to San Francisco's Emperor Norton, and with tongue planted firmly in cheek proclaimed such to the Petaluma City Council on January 8, 2007. You can read the proclamations and pronouncements of this opinionated self-proclaimed emperor who, when not working as a physician at Kaiser, pontificates here about life in Petaluma and more. You can join NortonNation to receive email from His Majesty and send him your bright ideas at: emperornortonii@sbcglobal.net
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